Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.
1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.
1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator.
Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating.
1st ghost : Wow what a horrible way to die....
2nd ghost : How about you? How u die?
1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man.One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone.
I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing.Because of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.
2nd ghost : Why you never look for the bastard in the fridge? The bastard was hiding there. We both might be alive now!!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
very valuable Marketing Lessons
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's DIRECT MARKETING.
2. You are at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
'He's very rich. Marry him!'
That's ADVERTISING.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call her and say, 'Hi, I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's TELEMARKETING.
4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You get up and straighten your tie.
You walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her.
You pick up her bag after she drops it.
You offer her a ride and you say,
'By the way, I am very rich. Will you marry me?'
That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.
5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
She walks up to you and says,
'You are very rich. Can you marry me?'
That's BRAND RECOGNITION.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK .
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and say, I am very rich. Marry me!'
And she introduces you to her husband.
That's DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP.
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and before you can
say anything, another person
comes along and tells her, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's MARKET COMPETITION.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and before you can
say anything, another person
comes along and tells her, 'I am very rich. Marry me!
And she follows him.
That's LOSING MARKET SHARE .
10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and before you can say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!',
YOUR WIFE TURNS UP!
That's BARRIER TO NEW MARKET ENTRY
11. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and flash your "Grade AA+"
replicaRolex, fake DuPont Lighter, imitation Gucci wallet,
knock-off Christian Dior belt
while oozing with the scent ofripoff Hugo Boss perfume
That's A DEDICATED LELONG SHOPPER!
人...辛苦是有原因的!
知道人的一生為啥會那麼辛苦嗎?
~~ 哈哈哈....有意思...
有一天，神創造了一頭牛。
衪對牛說：「你要整天在田裡替農夫耕田，供應牛奶給人類飲用。你要工作直至日落，而你只能吃草。我給你50年的壽命。」
牛抗議：「我這麼辛苦，還只能吃草，我只要20年壽命，餘下的還給你。」
神答應了。
第二天，神創造了猴子。
神跟猴子說：「你要娛樂人類，令他們歡笑你要表演翻觔斗，而你只能吃香蕉。我給你20年的壽命。」
猴子抗議：「要引人發笑，表演雜技，還要翻觔斗，這麼辛苦，我活10年好了。」
神答應。
第三天，神創造了狗。
神對狗說：「你要站在門口吠。你吃主人吃剩的東西。我給你25年的壽命。」
狗抗議：「整天坐在門口吠，我要15年好了，餘下的還給你。」
神答應。
第四天，神創造了人。
神對人說：「你只需要睡覺，吃東西和玩耍，不用做任何事情，只需要盡情享受生命，我給你20年的壽命。」
人抗議：「這麼好的生活只有20年」
神沒說話。
人對神說:「這樣吧。牛還了30年給你，猴子還了10年，狗也還了10年，這些都給我好了，那我就能活到70歲。」
神答應了。
這就是為甚麼我們的頭20年，只需吃飯、睡覺和玩耍。
之後的30年，我們像一條牛整天工作養家。
接著的10年，我們退休了，我們得像隻猴子表演雜耍來娛樂自己的孫兒。
最後的10年，整天留在家裡，像一條狗坐在門口旁邊看門…………
Saturday, November 8, 2008
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